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Tonight’s Topics Include:
Flying cars and the three-digit era, Travelling against the flow of time, Travel sickness in the bedroom, Quad Etait Demonstrandum, Unsolicited extra education, The "Bozo The Clown" test, Declaring things null and void, Non-fatal ostrich eye injuries, The senior lifeguard's big dilemna, Drawing lines in sand, A maths-based ball game in a bandstand (see album art for accompanying illustration).
Also: Two brand new songs, specially produced to comply with trade descriptions regulatory requrements explained herein.
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18th July 2008
Show 98: (Repaired version) Human Area Codes
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19 mins approx |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Over here not over there, Two conscious selves, Area codes for humans in a George Orwell world, Mobile people, An obligatory introductory paragraph, An unrecorded interval, Caviar or popcorn, Being awake in an anaglogue cinematorium, The letter "O" versus the number zero, Racism in astronomy, Fake multi-tasking, Exaggerating a Prime Minister's CV, Vested interests in the black hole industry.
Also: Some sort of song or something, and real evidence of my unused phone number.
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17th July 2008
Show 97: Medicating Octopuses
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38 mins approx |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Hospital-style sound recording, Feeling restricted, Avoiding excess pride, Helping the human octopus community, Policing surplus limbs, Policing slang, Editorial issues regarding the cat song, Rebranding cat-stranglers, [Vintage material: Ancestoral ice cream manufacturers, Snow is wet too, An automated invention machine, Ex-army cat stranglers, Dictators' facial hair, Jesus' ill-advised Hitler moustache, Tasting dog food]
Also: Three brand new acapello cat songs.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
Advantages of vagueness,
Disposable words, Partially pre-recorded conversations, Ninety something again, Literature-based mathematics, An example of an example, Live phone-in, An unreliable time check, Supplying buckets for the coffee shop industry, A universe in my microwave, Facts about fiction, Blocking Charles Dickens' IP address.
Also: We experiment with our first ever entirely instrumental cat song.
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7th July 2008
Show 95: Sleeping in the Furniture Shop
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24 minutes
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Ah, the usual. I'm tired. Thanks for listening.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
Musical differences in the en-suite, A grave in the kitchen, Inadvertently making sense, Adam and Eve’s parenting skills, Cult-creating genes, How to gain hero status, Avoiding a Satan-style downfall, Protecting your cat’s street cred, What you’re thinking, I’m probably eating, Language difficulties, Learning three-digit numbers, Obeying motoring laws for kicks, Therapeutic Tetris, Catchphrase protection, Making artificial granite, Taxing artificial granite, Not missing you yet, Conserving water while surfing, Global warming myths, Three-ply issues, A useful Tetris-related cake analogy, Commissioning a Tetris gambling cheater programme, Audio freeware distribution, Estimated indoor wind speeds, Valuing a castle. A misnamed surgery.
Also: Some sort of a cat song that involves two bathrooms, for some reason.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
The "make of it what you will" clause, The book of this episode, Spring-based entertainment, A day as a percentage of a week, Getting geared up for arithmetic, Appropriately numbered multpile choice answers, Contrasts in my voice, Avoiding another moon conspiracy, Debriefing my future self, Travelling at the speed of time, Fielding phone calls from E.T., A world prejudiced against against repetition, Advertising televisions on television, A world prejudiced against long silences, Getting sued by Beethoven, Differenciating cat noises.
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17th June 2008
Show 92: Forgotten Props
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25 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
A natural speech deficiency, Concerns about my benign monarchy, Defining the non-average listener, Representing 587 countries with only 243 people, Cheating the Euro currency, A very old catchphrase, How God invented the printing press while retaining his modesty, Balanced reporting in the New Testament, Jesus' superfluous coffin, Trying to think of the word "props", Being named after God, A piece with non-simultaneous commentary, Owning the listener, A pimple on a speck of sand.
Also: Joanne returns with our first ever catfish song.
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15th June 2008
Show 91: Space Squatters
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22 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Legalities of squatting in space and time, A cheap alternative postal system, A Chinese proverb about sadism, A thing with yokes on it, Allocating space for fishes, How goldfish stay dry, Rebelling against the food chain, Viewing the fridge inside-out, A note about noteworthiness, My four level basement in your head, Inaudible bears in forests, A cure for tiredness, The Sweeny Todd cover-up.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
How to re-read books, Famine and disease nostalgia, Guilt-free telethon viewing, Getting diseases for fun, Putting real rubber onto replica things, Rattling vitamins, Anticipating complaints, Frank Zappa’s moustache, Creative peoples’ trademarks, Making a name for Dilbert, Preaching about cats, I can’t hear the listener, “Back to the Future 4”, Small worried guys with beards, Justifying an early morning lunch, Canned stuff, Matching pear halves, A tour of my shed, Live wood-repairing, Domestic discussions, Security issues, A misnamed urination segment, More yellow than usual.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
The monster in the toilet, Reusing laundry-based entertainment, Swearing in BBC rehearsals, Allaying lisener worries regarding dehydration, Parental supervision expectations for this podcast, A token appearance, Inadvertently seeing potential top models, Three miles through my house, Proving computer competency, Challenging claims of non-certification, Finding where to vote, A bi-sex school that I attended, Masculising women's surnames, A wet cat.
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7th June 2008
Show 88: Eating Animals' Heads
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23 mins approx |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Avoiding a fire in my lap, A holographic laptop with holes, No flying cars yet, Starbucks mug for sale, Learning about taxes on whiskey, Cheap feathers, Why cat don’t eat fruit, Analysing your pet’s emotions, A possible Tetris sequel, Eating animals’ heads, Advertising aimed at cats, Kangaroo tomcats, An update about my lap, Deleted noises, How to be on your toes, Forever the host, Free will for feet.
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6th June 2008
Show 87: Herpes and the Tourist Industry
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19 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Biological sound-monitoring, Working with dry ice, My mistrust of books, Testing whether the world is round, How the world became flat and civilised, Fulfilling my prediction of a trip to Dublin, A tedium relief road, Lying on the bed telling lies, A circular route in my house, Herpes and the tourist industry, Lying about the Ring of Kerry, Toilet flushing as a Meteorological factor.
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5th June 2008
Show 86: A Non-Show Volume II
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32 minutes approx |
Don't start here if you haven't heard IntoYourHead before!
Go back and listen to the previous show instead! This is an odd one. More of a "non show" than a show. A bit like number 77, which explains why I was able to just copy and paste this paragraph. Thanks for listening.
We'll skip the "Tonight's Topics" listings, seeing as how I have to get up in about five minutes
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3rd June 2008
Show 85: A Fine Institution
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26 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Turning off the listener, Automated video jockeys, Rowan and Martin’s name swap, An unplanned intelligence test, Power efficiency on a 1980s bicycle, Limiting your knowledge intake, An imaginary capital of Afghanistan, The millennium of the past, Large hand means large cat, Reading a deity’s palm, Sourcing protein and water on the moon, Overly-conscious participants in analogies and sit-coms, Chilli's "snip", One-touch music creation, Some filler about institutions or something.
Also: A special musical number to mark Chilli the cat’s upcoming operation.
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30th May 2008
Show 84: Cat Wings
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25 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Alphabet-based counting systems, Renaming chess pieces, An unused throne, Invisible hands and door-to-door canvassing, Repairing a child's nightmare, Defining the sideground, Entering parliament with a paper bag, The man on the street for Senator, My new policy regarding psychic capabilities, No pressure on Rush Limbaugh, Honesty and lack of intelligence, Understating a cat food's potential, Word-of-mouth price confusion.
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29th May 2008
Show 83: Buttercups in the Laboratory
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28 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
A great leap forward, Bootleg recordings of Into Your Head, Park bench entitlement issues, Psychiatric movies featuring Robin Williams, Police intolerance of bank heists, A non-animal love interest, Which part of my brain routed this?, Imagining the repetition of a cat's arrival, A description of where I'm pointing, Extinguishing the dog presence, Polluting ambient noises by breathing, Obliterating your head online, Avoiding a silly déjà vu joke, Evil-faced dog distraction, How gardeners track the sun, Comparing buttercups and tissue paper in the laboratory, Bonzai toilets as a scientific aid, An expensive imitation rooster, Short circuits in the brain, An example of déjà vu, Comparing cats to lightning, Follow my forefinger,
Also: Joanne returns with a couple of cat / anti-dog songs.
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27th May 2008
Show 82: Sydney Pollack's Wardrobe
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39 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
I should do something else today, Researching the god of dogs, Bad taste cat articles, Taking offense on behalf of others, How the media balances things, Writing backwards, Not accounting for my movements, A dog who might eat me, Evil faces and windows, Detecting invisible things, What marionette puppeteers do when they're bored, Replaceability in the aviation industry, Knowing where you're going, Petrol on a pedal cycle, Vicious circles in the grass-cutting industry, Spelling "meeughl-eulgh", Learning in Zanzibar, Sydney Pollack's wardrobe, Researching Woody Allen, A mis-sighting of Dr. Suess, Deaths in breach of copyright, Tuxedo cats, Finding offensive material, Defending the use of the word "ugly",
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24th May 2008
Show 81: Shooting Messengers
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33 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Fuzzy psychic reception, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking, Postscript in the bathroom.
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23rd May 2008
Show 80: Front View Mirror
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38 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Show 79 doesn't exist, Walking while using a laptop, Designing a front view mirror, Speculating about my eye sockets, The line between sympathy and violence, An editing note about an upcoming face, Loopholes in slavery and murder laws, Distinguishing bread-eating noises, Half a urination session, A microwave and a cat, Kitchens for non-eaters, Something goes without saying, Extending the speechual content, Doing stuff ironically, Alanis Morrissete’s downfall, Using words in sentences, Buying music by telex, A caucus of fleas sounds right, Linking kidney-related foods, Turnip chips, The 79 milestone.
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23rd May 2008
Service Announcement: Number 79 Abolished
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50 seconds |
This is a listener service announcement. If you downloaded anything with "Show 79" in the title, please ignore it. It's not Show 79, it's an error. Turns out the number 79 just doesn't work for us, so after several technical errors and disastrous attempts to re-post Show 79, we decided to give up and move straight on to Show 80.
Now, let's never speak of this again.
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Tonight's topics include:
A plausible lie for promotional purposes, Inventing a toy dog, Encouraging a disabled pet, A defeatist attitude, Bright yellow warthogs on the Internet, Customised modular phone Phillistines, Smothering things in wallpaper, A surprising attitude to kitchens, Encouraging stalkers, The Cherry Tree Principle, Instructions for my burial, Speculating about thorns worn under a hat. Better out than in, An horse philosiphising about pollution.
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18th May 2008
Show 77: A Non-Show
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38 minutes |
Don't start here if you haven't heard IntoYourHead before!
Go back and listen to the previous show instead! This is an odd one. More of a "non show" than a show. If you don't mind, we'll skip the formalities of a topics listing this week, because that could get complicated. Thanks for listening.
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17th May 2008
Show 76: Storing an Axe
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34 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Wasting DC power, The merchandisers of the fire world, Limitations of yellow safety hats, Four birds with one stone, The veterinary niceness factor, Verifying listeners' tax status, Heckling podcasters, Making amends for photographing books, Prooving that you learn something new every day, The "Hoover" of the soft drinks world, A forced belch, Fear of silence, A subtle axe stand, Imagining the word "end", Today's designated personality, Tetris filler, Being overtaken by the past "me", A contrived ending.
Also: A master-class in how to make a synthesised guitar / piano cat song on your portable telephone.
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15th May 2008
Show 75:
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25 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Seeking stimulation in the fridge, Disguising fish, Double cooked bread, Stairs ascension segment, A good excuse for two silent steps, Getting mis-spelt in the Irish media, The listener's research duties, A non-omitted outtake, Cutting through ones and zeros, Getting rid of vertical things, Going over your head, Watching cats in the garden, Comparing this to blank space, Recording this recoriding session on the telephone, The Stumbly Show, Prooving "stumbly" is a real word, Thinking about Esparanto.
Also: Two cat songs or something.
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15th May 2008
Show 74: Mad Ant Disease
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31 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
In search of third party cat songs, Cat leash propaganda, Walt Disney's memory wastage, Electrocution by wastepaper basket, Marketing boredom to the masses, Repurposing a flowerpot and dog lead, Concentrating on insulting the listener, Dangers of cannibalism among anteaters, Discovering Mad Ant Disease, Specializing in cat law, A multimedia urination session for publicity purposes (Watch video here), Evidence of flushing, Audio-recording my filming device, Sorting out the Rubik's Cube, Alphabetizing "Abba" songs, Picasso's building plans, Why France needed "Discovery Channel", Any pair of seconds,
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9th May 2008
Show 73:
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33 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Pretending it's still "now", An artifical cat for illustrative purposes, Time travel in the bath, Trespassing in the seventies, Sci-fi as a reference tool, Sorry for changing the course of history, Treasuring a hole, A mould for sponges, Two kinds of pie, False triangles in the food industry, Demanding bite-size convenience, Linking laziness to starvation, Refusing to electrocute my cat, Profiting from urine-entertainment, Water on the brain is fine.
Also: Candi Delaney on life as an American-Irishian, plus a mention or two of a driving test.
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5th May 2008
Show 72: Conspiracies Phone-in Special!
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30 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Audio hyperlinks, Calling oneself from the bathroom, Getting your levels level, Exporting an accent for effective use abroad, English plus one, Finding morse code on an official translation, Profiting from the nineties clubbing culture, A conspiracy about my incompetence, Eating cake in different countries, Collecting water or ice on a long distance bus, Traditional circumnavigation routes, Standing like a weirdo, Traveling on your ninth life, Joystick feedback, Misinterpreting a bus-related metaphor, Slowing down to let passengers on, Something in French, Referencing the Irish language..
Also: Edward J. Murray of Conspiracast hosts a sober phone-in debate about terrorism or something, Joanne's back with only our third ever song about cats who like stationery, and we fleetingly meet an upcoming contributor, Candi Delaney.
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3rd May 2008
Show 71: Instant Teas Special
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33 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Taliban teacup disappointments, Satanic packaging, Child tea manufacturers, Differing attitudes to pet insects, A loophole in the tea selling laws, Greener tea, A politics-related hand mixup, Gift tax on beverages, Scientists with too much power, The monkey island experiment, Creating safer tree climbers, Weak tea bags and compost, Improvising with a sweeping brush, White wolly island garments, When to order hot burgers, Bunny-shaped sausage, Cottaging in the fast food sector, Replacing potatoes with bread, Arán versus Árann, Dazzled by the television, Avoiding Wikipedia, Issues with a green search engine, Accepting one twenty-billionth of the responsibility.
Also: We advance the cat song genre another step using what's available in the kitchen, and preview a new character that we're developing.
The promo in this show is for Conspiracast
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29th April 2008
Show 70: Sampling Stephen Hawking
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23 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Not strapped in, Shadowing a hunting cat, Properly processed poultry, Bogged down with alliteration, Ignoring small words, A nineteen seventies search engine, Underused portability shame, My 2D monitor, Testing a three dimensional website, The Niagara Falls nano-border, Obsessed with the bends, Thom Yorke's lucky guess, Everybody knows an Aloysius, Experimenting with goodbyes, A hidden track, Sampling Professor Stephen Hawking, My pencil failings.
Also: Our first ever aborted cat song. Nobody is to blame.
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27th April 2008
Show 69: Papier Maché Limbs
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29 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Just a host, Small minds in the audience, An ill-informed cow, Creating a cat on the fly, Getting stuff from users, Papier maché limbs - the pros and cons, Harrison Ford's badly planned circus, Obvious sand-monsters, Linking role reprisals and death, Rocky the private investigator, Delaying the mail, Limitations for macho actors, The Spoiler Police, Accidentally liabling a police officer.
Also: We dig up our occasional series of audio columns by security correspondent, Tomo O'Brien.
Thanks Manny for topic suggesion |
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26th April 2008
Show 68: Licensed to Grimace
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21 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Don't listen to this, Listener-imposed drugs test, Watching a marathon, Avoidng the word "pod", Cannibalistic vegetables, Remembering the bread man, Grimacing in the front seat, Innapropriate product placement - an experiment, Blackberries and mungo juice, A double shot of beer, Fantastic typing, Slow-drying coke, Being frowned upon, The NYC Wingdings font conspiracy, Reading too much into the trees, Making use of a urination opportunity;.
Also: Joanne and Neal's unprecendented cat song collaberation
Thanks Ruben and Dadaist for topic suggesions |
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25th April 2008
Show 67: Paradoxes and Cats' Eggs
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26 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Frightening episodes, Severed feet and the natural landscape, Poultry carving politics, Oxygen free chickens, No explosion without fire, Surviving on a forest planet, Counting the foot carers, An embassy to a neighbour, Planning a fictional World War, Some truths about E.T. and Elliot, How to be an information resource, Alternatives to Dr. Suess, Kitten basket distribution, Rearing an undercooked egg, Obsessing over paradoxes, Improving Wikipedia live on the show.
Also: Joanne with a brand new caffeine-inspired cat song
Thanks Dadaist for topic suggestion. Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw
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24th April ( 2008
Show 66: Invisibility Saturation
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30 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Sequentics in counting, Confusing colons, Randomnisation and the digestive system, Superfluous skins on fruit, Eight miles of person, Outage outrages, Non facial expression, Caffeine as a coolant, What's wrong with Meeveo?, In defence of fractions, A song about a specific cat, An insect not a router, Everybody puts chicken in, Strapped in and unable to urinate, Why humans don't live past 100, Dressing for black and white movies, Invisible Man saturation, Hyperlink hype, Why I don't record myself reading, Points for spraying a cat.
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24th April 2008
Show 65: Paperclip Special
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26 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Lack of ambient cat recordings, Stationery update, Big brother is watching paperclips, Non moving office supplies, Lying about "loling", Political lauging gas, A stationery argument, Cat duplication to prove a point, Self duplicating cat-copyright infringments, Reliable paperclip information sources, Dead pigeons on the property ladder, An irrelelevent synthetic paperclip, A warning about other paperclip podcasts, Exchanging your goat's head.
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20th April 2008 (Yes, two shows today!)
Show 64: Duran Something
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26 mins approx. |
Tonight's topics include:
Between two consecutive days, Stupid place for a mountain, A fuel thief in the audience, Podcaster diplomacy issues, Black market petrol, A less gloomy cat song, The first pluck is the hardest, Pronunciation of "Duran" and "Duran" respectively, Two "Delilah"s under the microscope, No disrespect to Freddie Mercury, Wales' secret cat song exporter, Not afraid to curtail things, Undressing the sky, Dealing with flem, Paws and pause in other languages, How to wreck a legal conference.
Also: Joanne with a special selection of folkloric cat stories.
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20th April 2008
Show 63: Lying about Plants
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29 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Garnering subsequency, Inefficient use of a hacksaw, Swapping out a big thumb, Getting on Discovery Channel, Legalities of killing two birds with one stone, Hand gestures on Judge Judy, Even better than a cat picture, Stressing the listener, Vegetables as evidence of a dog licensing conspiracy, Return of the urination session, Pronouncing prevarification, Waterfall production, Sesame Street Porn, The Irish podcasters' video conspiracy, Listener concerns regarding guitar urination, Listener comment regarding hair, Prevaricating over an out-take, Lying about plants, The ridiculous Oxygen Cycle, Kitten dog eyes.
Also: Our first ever downbeat cat song.
Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw. Here's a link to the Conspiracast podcast mentioned herein. Here's one to our YouTube films.
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19th April 2008
Show 62: Harmonicapod
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1 hour 21 mins approx. |
A packed show, including new and vintage content, for excellent reasons explained therein. Back to all-new stuff next time, we promise.
Also, we'll skip the formality of a contents-listing this time, if you don't mind.
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Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin |
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15th April 2008
Show 61: Magnetic Murders
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37 mins approx. |
Tonight's topics include:
Calculating the average listener, Exceling in music and hair, Acapello humming from my past, Fake folk music, The man who ate apples while moving, Cats and mice as a story-embellishment, Why virtual pets must be mortal, Charlie the lucky idiot, Cloud cuckoo land, Imaginary people, Avoiding axe murderers by text, Threatening a paperclip, Puddles of pee, Delusions about magnetic murder and Terminators, {Vintage material: Let's blow into something, Our local crocodile hunter, Digestive biscuits, Inter-species nutrition, Inter-species marriage, Related by cat marriage, New rules for bank officials, Living with a fourth dimension, A makeshift holodeck, Naming things after Karl Marx, The Definite Article}, Interupting my vintage self, Conlcusion of the paperclip incident. My President Bush lifestyle.
Joanne will be back next time.
Music: "Twinkle Twinkle My Guitar" by Dilbrent. Use restricted under this license. All other music composed in-house. Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw. Thanks to our friends on Twitter for the "special" content!
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12th April 2008
Show 60: Songetic License
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1 hour 30 mins . |
Tonight's topics include:
Where "here" is, Measuring a country, Verifying listener credentials, Counterfeit podcasts, Submitting to scientific journals, Fun with dry ice and acid, Pointless fire-prevention research, Marking my words, Novelising this show, Tuning in to this show, Identifying with Bruce Springsteen, Investing in cat songs, Rock star cat deceptions, Peeing into a guitar, People hate urine, Exporting sewage to Australia, My new idea to save the planet with frozen urine, Faking a mouse click, Listener input system song, Songetic license, Ending gently.
Also: Some listener e-mail, A song about Bruce Springsteen's cat, and Sháinne Greoige with a special investigative editorial about beanstalks and your children. |
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Tonight's topics include:
A blank canvas, Inner Mongolia, A difference between women and cats, Over-recycling milk, Hunting for oil and vegetables, This delicious substance, Loyalty to nutritional powders, Seals and home economics, Cat song satisfaction ratios, Songs versus kittens, Mollycoddling cats, Quality control, Testing my head function with a stapler, Office stationery for terrorists, An argument against fist fights on aeroplanes, Not a pirate, Applying sit-com principles, Deeming earlier segments offensive, In need of a helicoptor, Counting to eighty-seven.
Also: Sháinne Greoige with a classic edition of Athy Weekly World News, and there's probably a cat song or something too.
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Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin
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5th April 2008
Show 58: Kermit's Understudy
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44 minutes .. |
Tonight's topics include:
Piffle advisory, Cat lyric non-subtleties, Inserting out-takes, Nobody died, Being credible about internment, Kermit's understudy, Second guessing glassware lifespans, Hope for other glasses, Confusing beer with aviation, Listening to broken glass, Worrying about the head, Cat security podcasts, News breaks of a recent medical emergency involving the glass, Planning for a beverageware policy review, Beer and chocucinno break, Beer goggles, Belch clarification, Not the cats' father, Fake talk, Billy Connolly's imaginary mouse part, A clockwork radio with pictures, Starting as a Shakespearean nutcase, I haven't pressed stop.
Also: A lecture about loaves and fishes and stuff, more classic information from Sháinne Greoige at Athy Weekly World News. and Neal's latest cat song.
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2nd April 2008
Show 57: Rehashing the Twenties
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58 mins approx . |
We've battled through chestal unwellness to bring you a special show, with almost 10% new material.
Tonight's topics include:
An ill-equipped neighbourhood watchman, A bonus commentary, Post dog-food exercise routine, In praise of stairs, Psychic limb control, Surviving as a headless ex-dictator, The stereotypical mountain, Invisible buses, Tamdem politics, Testing, The Tetris downer, Parking in "Grand Theft Auto", Syntax intolerance, Urination and time perception, The tail-wagging diet, Non miraculous monarchs, Wrist Rash, Okay times two, Kitchen acoustics mysteries, Door industry revolutions, Listening to the outside world, A bridge fell down, Crying over county demarkation, Feeding my ego, A seventy five per cent improvement,
Also: A sober lecture from Joanne about the perils of interfering with the laws of gravity, and the not-quite-latest from Sháinne Greoige at the the Athy Weekly World News centre.
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26th March 2008
Show 56: Stroopwafels
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60 mins approx |
Tonight's topics include:
Approaching a cough, Bread related modesty, Compost in an iPod, Reinstating a pint glass, Stroopwafels, Lamb for dessert, Misusing murder implements, Your new country, Not the worst show ever, Why Seals shouldn't go clubbing, Calculating sea mammal life expectancies, Nights at the Beavers, Childhood forgery lessons, Checking for pyromaniac friends, Reversing the digestive process, In case this cola kills me, I'm like a good terminator, Ambulances on a guitar, Seán not Shawn, Avoiding similarities with Dylan, Mistaking feces for Disney, Don't give the kids real feces, A childhood duck disappointment, Water aid, Unexpected fridge coldness, Seasoning a sleeping cow, Onion shortcuts, Getting it done with. ne with.
Also: Neal's new song: "Waiting to Pee", Joanne's classic lecture on various issues, some not unconnected with cats and more of Sháinne Greoige's best bits from the Athy Weekly World News centre.
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Some topics courtesy of Dadaist and Roel.
Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin.
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22nd March 2008
Show 55: Electric Goldfish / Easter Special
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33 minutes |
A short special show for Easter Eve, with an odd-sounding voice due to hoarseness.
Tonight's topics include:
I'm recording a podcast, Working in two dimensions, Earwigging in your head, A psychiatrist's brain, Being reasonable about cannibalism, Misunderstood clowns, The two fingers way of life, A paste made from dead people, Filling a pint glass, Strolling to the bathroom, Marking the glass, An electric goldfish, Impersonating Douglas Adams, Spotting a Douglas Adams impersonator, Easter Saturday puns, Measuring Easter, Stalking Jesus with a cart.
Also: Sháinne Greoige with another vaguely familiar installment of Athy Weekly World News. The promo in this show is for Conspiracast.
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19th March 2008
Show 54: Jinxing Good Friday
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40 minutes . |
Tonight's topics include:
Firstly let me finish, Ancestoral ice cream manufacturers, Snow is wet too, An automated invention machine, Ex-army cat stranglers, Dictators' facial hair, Jesus' ill-advised Hitler moustache, Finding me in a time capsule, Understanding metric money, Verifying a species' limb-count, Cat-stomach origami and the flatness revolution, Jinxing Good Friday, Marketing the ten commandment, Too slow to count time, Undefined meal breaks, Lost for words, America's Next Top Model versus Howerd Stern, Economics of freelance astronautory, Cat haemophilia and bullet wounds, Applying philosophic analysis to this show, Coming full circle, Identifying the main words.
Also: Joanne with a classic lecture about catflaps throughout the ages, for the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme.
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Additional voicy stuff thanks to: Dustin Meehan and Lockjaw
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15th March 2008
Show 53: St. Patrick's Bathroom Phone Special
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40 minutes .. |
Tonight's topics include:
Not in my computer, A full time tourist and ex murderer, Surplus words, Compensating in the bathroom, Two pubs and thirty five apartments, Neverending circles, A speeding dashboard clock, Breakage versus disobeyance, Comparative law abidance, Anticlockwise wheels, Finding Professor Stephen Hawkins in the past, Chaning nationality while asleep, Phoning it in again, Built-in portability, Reverse urination, Misrepresenting my movements, Millisecond based entertainment, Mindular television, Imagining a grocery church toll-booth related incident, Inflating an imaginary pet without medical advice, Swapping wildlife for Christianity, Shamrocks versus clovers, Clover guilt, Not resuming a point,
Also: It's the St. Patrick's Day extravaganza, so we celebrate with a couple of special songs, one of which isn't even performed in the toilet. And Sháinne Greoige returns with all the Patrickical news from last year, for some reason.
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10th March 2008
Show 52: The Problem with DeNiro
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